Post by Robert Daniels on Jun 27, 2021 21:16:52 GMT -5
Battleground Network Presents
MAINSTREAM WRESTLING 70
SUNDAY - 07/04/2021
BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
MAINSTREAM WRESTLING 70
SUNDAY - 07/04/2021
BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
MAINSTREAM WRESTLING IS LIVE FROM INDY AND WE’RE INSIDE THE BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE FOR MAINSTREAM 70…NO REMORSE!
THE
FANTASIZE
FANTASIZE
"Born for Delusion" by Pappy Rooster plays. As the first few verses come to their end, the music pauses for a moment. All of the lights go out again, but then come right back on in full brightness!!!
NO WE'RE NOT CHAMPIONS
WE'RE NOT GRATEFUL
WE WERE BORN FOR DELUSION!!!
WE'RE NOT GRATEFUL
WE WERE BORN FOR DELUSION!!!
Suddenly the former but somehow NEW UWL Heavyweight World Universal Champion, James 'Knight' Edwards appears from the back. James Edwards was in full AJ Knight attire but he had arm floaties over each bicep. He was serious in demeanor as he scanned the live audience.
Springing out from the right of 'Knight' Edwards comes Jason 'Billy' Cashe! Jumping in front of 'Knight' Edwards as he takes on all the spotlight for himself. The camera zooms in to see LARGE nipple stickers which totally means it was true form Billy that Jason Cashe was mocking. Along his stomach were abs drawn in, probably with permanent marker because Cashe thought it'd be funnier. 'Billy' Cashe flexes and poses like a Greek Statue while also touching one of his nipples on his poked out chest.
'Knight' Edwards shoves 'Billy' Cashe aside, reminding him of why they were coming out to the ring. They both turn and clap as 'Bryan Blaze' steps out from the back. It was Thaddeus, the hired muscle that had been working with Cashe as of late. Thaddeus, a rather thickly sized Black Man who didn't quite fit the look of a Bryan Blaze but was doing his best. His face was powdered white with paint or cover-girl. Maybe it's Maybelline? He was wearing white face.
He had on a Canadian T-Shirt which clearly meant he was indeed Bryan Blaze. He had a crutch under his armpit and limped to the ring as the other two members of The Fantasize follow. James 'Knight' Edwards was still clapping for 'Blaze' as Thaddeus climbed the stairs, he gets frustrated trying to fake an injury and throws the crutch to the fans' amusement! They cheer as the three men enter the ring and a Timekeeper tosses them microphones.
’BILLY’ CASHE: Allow me to introduce myself first! In case you forgot or I haven't said it enough.. I am the Legacy around here, my name is 'Oohh Billy'! This right here with me is 'Nighty Knight' and our good friend, 'Cryin Bryan Blaze'! We ARE The Fantasize! Believe That, Rope A Dope! Rhyming! We fought Ghosts! YEAH!
Thrusting a fist in the air, the crowd just watched in near silence. Cheap pops aren't always easy.
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: Let's be serious, this is important! We saved people's LIVES!
’BILLY’ CASHE: And now we will reflect on what we will do moving forward… What do heroes do after saving the world? So we will say.. Goodbye!
The crowd laughs. A few claps from those who can't help but clap while laughing.
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: It's so hard to say goodbye.. To yesterday. Yesterday you were with us BRYAN!
James Edwards turns and lets out a whaling cry of groan as he holds his microphone away. 'Oohh Billy' Cashe and 'Cryin Bryan' Thaddeus handled their emotions.
’BILLY’ CASHE: Tonight, we have to say goodbye to a fallen friend.. Our Bry Bry! He has to retire!
More cries from 'Nighty Knight' Edwards and the fans' laughter continued. 'Oohh Billy' and 'Cryin Bryan' embraced in a hug! The fans made an "awww" sigh.
’BILLY’ CASHE: Bry Bry, we are your friends to the end!
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: Hidey Ho, Ha Ha Ha…
The comic relief was on point tonight with James Edwards as 'Nighty Knight' and these fans were loving it like a McDonalds value meal. 'Cryin Bryan' Thaddeus pulls his mic to his white painted face to give a few words but 'Oohh Billy' wasn't ready to be done talking. He isn't sick.
’BILLY’ CASHE: So..
Tears begin to jerk at 'Oohh Billy' as he gets to handing off the speaking parts to someone else.
’BILLY’ CASHE: As the great philosopher, Special Officer Doody said.. Smell My Finger and in those wise words, we learned that it isn't the right thing to ask an Orangutan at the zoo.. Because of that, we are losing a great, fantastic competitor from Old Canuck to a horrible career ending injury!
'Cryin Bryan' holds up his right hand and it was true, the man was missing his pointer finger. Or at least that's what he showed the camera but the other cameras could see he was simply folding it down in the palm.
’BILLY’ CASHE: What can I say? Gods think of us mortals as dogs who can be trained. But WE are the GODS of Mainstream! We have been rivals, I won most of those matches I'm sure but we've fought and now… Now you've been the BEST lackey a guy could ask for! Both of you! I spend more time with you than I do my own wife!
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: Both of us what?! You're OBSESSED! And more of the dog in the first part of that story..
’BILLY’ CASHE: Not as obsessed as I am with myself, I LOVE ME some Me! I'm trained to bite ankles and pull down the false legacies that think of themselves as Gods before going after the jugular! This isn't about me though, tonight is about 'Cryin Bryan'! It's HIS night of appreciation!
The camera zooms in on a section of the audience as a voice over of loud cheering is played but doesn't quite look like it's coming from the crowd.
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: Why are people cheering? We're the good guys now?
’BILLY’ CASHE: Everyone is the hero in their own story.. Go with it! To Blaze! We thought you were gone months ago! Let's make it official! Here Here!
His hands cover his face as his head drops in both appreciation and unfortunate circumstance.
'CRYIN BRYAN' THADDEUS: I don't know what to say.. I'm touched!
’BILLY’ CASHE: Better than being fingered.
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: What?
’BILLY’ CASHE: There was this guy named Freddy.. Long story, movie reference. I'll tell you later. Please continue Blazer, everyone is glued to their seats and have been threatened to cheer or I'll be granted another Title shot to pad my Legacy even further. This is your stage now..
'CRYIN BRYAN' THADDEUS: Thank You! I'm sowry, I didn't want to cry!!
’BILLY’ CASHE: Ha! Sowry… Only thing we're missing now is a _ _ _ _ _ _...
Looking at his microphone, Cashe was utterly shocked at this revelation.
’BILLY’ CASHE: I can't even SAY _ _ _ _ _ _? This is boooshit!
The crowd and viewing audience laugh at the idea of an inside joke. For those that know.. Know! The crowd begins to chant and they THINK the chant is "SPEECH" but if you have Captions turned on, they are actually saying "BLEACH" which is kind of morbid.
'CRYIN BRYAN' THADDEUS: Thank you to all of you out there who have supported me, I truly appreciate it aye!
The crowd was very supportive as they cheered and chanted in sync. "SMELL MY FINGER" over and over again, louder with each time they said it.
’BILLY’ CASHE: Would you please shut UP! I mean..Cheer for me! I'm confused now...
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: They love to hate us.
’BILLY’ CASHE: So they cheer? Consumers.. Annnnyways! Not only are we saying goodbye to a dear friend of ours who everyone thought had disappeared a month ago but.. We also want to disband the band!
Most of the crowd shrugs. Nobody cares. Of course that's not the interpretation that The Fantasize members saw it being.
’BILLY’ CASHE: I know… Stunned! Speehless! Unable to respond with a response! Yeah! I was as well but APPARENTLY when the Spice Girls broke up, all bets were off on Groups lasting forever…
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: …. Spice Girls?
’BILLY’ CASHE: So tonight is the last night you will see three badass mofos like us standing together! I lost a title, Nighty Knight lost one as well.. And with Eli hiding in a shadow somewhere, Blaze retiring, Nighty Knight and I will probably reignite our old flame for one another and call it the greatest thing since I was bred!
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: You said you would help if I needed you against James Edwards? He took my Title!
’BILLY’ CASHE: Calm down Nighty Knight! For we are The Fantasize! We just saved the World from devastation! We stopped the Evil Dooers by giving them a Dad Joke nickname and then beating them in the Greatest Match in the WORLD'S History! War Games… We can just have new titles made for us!
The way he said War Games.. Smh, it was grunty and extended in a deep growling voice. Like there was only one recently.
’NIGHTY KNIGHT’ EDWARDS: Yeah, I seen that on HOW? Or was it WWH? XWF is doing one soon as well! War Games is fun for the whole family, anyone and everyone can do it and HAS! This year..
’BILLY’ CASHE: The point is that we are the Legacies around here! Not Hammerstein, not Eli, not Blaze, we are!.. And with me still being the Super Hot Intelligent Totalismyfavoritecereal Champion…(S.H.I.T.) We set the bar and it will REMAIN all about u--
Flinching as he turns around and finds 'Cryin Bryan' still there.
’BILLY’ CASHE: I didn't see you.. I thought you left already! That's crazy! I love you guys! Bro Hugs! Cheer for us people!! We're good TODAY!!
Dropping his mic, 'Oohh Billy' goes arms wide as he walks into the willing arms of 'Cryin Bryan'. The white mask was running from the sweat on Thaddeus' forehead and smeared all over Cashe's neck and shirt as the two hugged. 'Nighty Knight' stomps his feet and lets all his tears flow as he jumps against them and they dogpile into a corner, hugging and celebrating.. Them..
CHARLES HUDSON: Jason Cashe is a bafoon. But that is comedy gold right there Lou!
MCKAYLA LEWIS: Jason Cashe is the brand new UWL Television Champion after defeating Billy Danielson but it doesn’t look like he’s done just yet mocking Danielson, AJ Knight and Bryan Blaze following the Franchise’ disbanded just one week ago.